So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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