whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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