reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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