Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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