You're so nebulous sometimes
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
