it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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