Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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