and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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