A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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