We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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