is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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