This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
