is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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