the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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