you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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