your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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