I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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