yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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