I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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