Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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