i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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