Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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