So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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