My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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