All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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