my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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