so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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