I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
where am i from again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
40s are totally the cure
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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