How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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