A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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