officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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