After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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