i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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