I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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