i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
