and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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