just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
