whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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