dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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