then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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