I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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