i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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