at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Randomize
