My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wish i was in the wii world.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
