WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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