Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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