It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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