maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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