sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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