My boss' voice literally gives me gas
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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