I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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