There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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