It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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