So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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