I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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