But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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